1. It's so full of mystery it would make The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo get a cross tattoo as well.
2. It will change your life forever.
3. Because if you make it through the book of Leviticus you'll know you're a committed Christian!
4. Because a girl hammers a dude through the head with a tent peg (and she wasn't even married to him!)
5. It's so full of romance it would make Edward Cullen's pasty white vampire face blush.
6. It tells the truth, the whole truth and nothin' but the truth.
7. Because a bald prophet sics two angry bears on a group of smart-alec teenagers (living out every youth leader's secret fantasy.)
8. It has a whole book on sex...enough said.
9. It's the more detailed version of "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son...."
10. It ends with a bang.